I was thinking how much my life sucks but then I remembered I’m not Jenelle Evans. It could be worse.
Some bagel porn to start your morning off right: egg, cheddar and tomato from our garden on an asiago.
never heard of a 5br in NYC in my whole life
I was tagged by savoystomp
Birthday: Nov 24
Favorite Color: black or hot pink
Lucky Number: pi
Talents: coding, English vocabulary, random trivia knowledge, internet stalking
Last Dream You Remember: I dreamt about my brother the other day
Can You Juggle: I juggle work and family life every day
Do You Like Writing: yes!
Do You Like Dancing: love it
Do You Like Singing: definitely
Fantasies /Dream Vacation: Patagonia
Dream Guy: The dude I’m married to? Is ok? Or Bill Murray in Lost in Translation
Dream Wedding: open bar and all my girls
Dream Pet: all the cats. And when I’m 70 Adam is letting me get a little foo foo dog
Dream Job: being paid to watch the Kardashians with a cat on my face. If that’s not possible, my current job (as a computational scientist & data manager) Favorite Song: First Day of My Life by Bright Eyes cuz I’m a hipster
Guys/Girls/Both: Hot people
Hair Color: No preference
Eye Color: No preference
Biggest Turn Off: People who act like they are still the cool kids in high school
Biggest Turn On: snark
I just keep listening to rap from the 1990s
I fell down a spotify worm hole and I’m never coming out of it.
Sorry. You cannot get me to pray for Joan Rivers.
Oh the girls in accounting were giving hourly updates on here status today
Love the girls in accounting tbh
One of Beyoncé’s models for her VMA Vanguard Award performance tells a story about how Beyoncé comforted her before the show began. So sweet!
I really appreciate the emoji use here
It’s almost as though if you work on this stuff early enough, you might be able to influence future behavior.