Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
They don’t have to be conflicting ! Do you know how fun it is to dismember a chocolate rabbit when stoned ?
i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
Two terrible blurry photos of me and ma boo
We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob
When I was like 12 I accidentally touched my best friends boob and for years I considered it my most embarrassing moment.
I don’t know why. It’s really not that embarrassing.