about me
i'm not really as awful as this makes me sound. i have an adorable orange cat named calvin who loves me.
Are you ever waiting for subway and something scurries by your feet….? I don’t want to know. I’m hoping mouse, but probably a rat. Ugh.
I forgot to put on my wedding ring AND mascara this morning. I feel naked.
What the eff IS words with friends? And why is everyone always playing it?
Shit gets real when
You’re telling your college sorority sister that she can “sleep in our second bedroom” if she needs to, because the guy she’s been dating for 3 years and intended to marry just dumped her out of nowhere.
And it gets worse - they adopted a cat together. Yeah.
You know what I will never understand: when people are like, you should get help!
I’m telling you, doctors don’t care about your life any more than the next asshole.
Yet another day at another hospital “getting help” and all I get is people who don’t want to help me. It’s not money or insurance- I have money! J can pay! Seems like unless you are on the floor bleeding, you’re not really hurt.
I tried for years to really hurt myself so people would see. Even when I was in the hospital getting an EKG, no one bothered to wonder if I was really sick. So I’ve given up.
Really. Just fucking giving up.
Thanks for reading.
When people are like, I don’t drink coffee, I think, I’m sorry what? I literally could not function without it.
Another reason I could never make it as a Mormon.
