hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Remember there was almost another twilight book but someone leaked it so Stephanie Meyer refused to finish and I’m 98% sure it was Robert Pattinson and god bless him

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porcelain-horse-horselain:

rapunzelie

Rockhopper penguin lol

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fatmanatee:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays


how

They don’t have to be conflicting ! Do you know how fun it is to dismember a chocolate rabbit when stoned ?

fatmanatee:

givemeinternet:

In honor of the two conflicting holidays

how

They don’t have to be conflicting ! Do you know how fun it is to dismember a chocolate rabbit when stoned ?

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

I lol’d

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Two terrible blurry photos of me and ma boo

Can’t wait for #tbt yet bc this is too good. In honor of your sisters weekend #megwhat!!

Can’t wait for #tbt yet bc this is too good. In honor of your sisters weekend #megwhat!!

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

When I was like 12 I accidentally touched my best friends boob and for years I considered it my most embarrassing moment.

I don’t know why. It’s really not that embarrassing.

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Me at yoga class

fuckyeahyoga:

layogagirl:

whatshouldwecallme:

Expectation:

image

Reality:

image

👍

same.

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